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what’s up you guys we are back to my watch party for UFC 285. as you can tell we have a packed crew how y’all y’all excited tonight you’re good all right awesome [Music] yeah you look good dude you can’t lose with tattoos like that either though laser mom if you wish what’s up I’m Nate bargeti and I am at my UFC 285 watch party let’s go man Keenan Allen Los Angeles Chargers wide receiver y’all know what it is what’s up everyone I’m Holly Holm karate howdy so hello guys I’m going with this year I’m here uh watching UFC 285 with all my friends so you got the Three Amigos you got the Three Stooges the three musket Musketeers we even got nothing in Oscar tears it’s a Mouseketeers The Mouseketeers the whole card is stack getting this hype co-main event Alexa Grosso versus Valentino ship Chango and of course main event why we are all here John Bone Jones fighting against Cyril gone it’s been three and a half years Wow since Jones has fought and question is can he handle moving up in weight class but I mean people are calling him the goat so we shall see the little golf while we watch right in Joe Rogan’s face Stadium Dana invited me to this fight and I’m here with this one all right first fight on the main card we’ve got Silver’s ticket oh a big set or he is totally oblivious as the who both Nichols is what do you mean by big set dad well to be specific I’m kidding nine wins KO man I’m about to man watch this man I’m excited for this right now man his his debut in UFC now like that is crazy he has three full fights and he’s opening for Jon Jones sure no chance I go with this guy oh you see his ears yeah it’s easy yeah I see his ears I want vo Nichols to win just because it’s like he could be the next hit guy he undefeated I might go with both he doesn’t even look like a crazy good wrestler no he doesn’t like her generic build yeah you know he’s got the power of the Red Beard though sweet tea you own a bet on who’s gonna win round he from North Carolina though so it’s only right Eric’s my barber trainer and uh we’re gonna cut hair tonight too uh I’m gonna take a 20 40 bet by 20 against his 40. I got picket all right I got to give you 40 if he wins yeah yeah that can be a running thing though like don’t get this train started yeah but have you seen the odds he’s saying plus 1 000 to Underdogs oh my goodness they’re not giving him a chance no dude yeah I’ll take pick it yeah [Applause] oh man well right now bro I rather pay like a fifty dollars and 50 push-ups you know so you ready show you ready fight oh here we go Amy looks huge yeah he does I think it’s the arms both in an open stance right now wow oh hey yo I don’t like him hit fast man it flow he’s fast [Music] hey yoch ref you not stopping that that’s legal was that a was that a pecker shot a Google slapple bro the old Google straight to the wing piece oh man oh he’s gonna finish up it’s over now he have to pass man yeah my boy might not get out of this one wrestlers love the arm triangle Weidman does this to me all the time he just does it because he bullies me it looks like he is he trying to attack don’t you do it [Applause] Bo is not here for the ladies and gentlemen first round triangle choke both vehicle man one more Frankie first round I told you may I yeah all right you lived up to the hype well I knew he was it was something about him that I ain’t like he was he was composed you know what I’m saying he came in with a flying 360 round house later on his back and went right into choke mode Jon Jones just arrived uh did not go through the metal detector I’d get that checked out would it be funny if Sarah gain just goes I’d like him to go through the metal Etc I think he just draws the line he said ah he didn’t go through the metal detector as well oh oh he’s dropping everything there well you know it’s all part of the party all right guys up next second fight on the main card we got gamrock versus Jalen Turner it’s Turner the tarantula yes Jalen Turner was supposed to fight Dan hooker and instead he got matouche gamrat oh man switcharunia I can’t stand that I’m going Turner I’m a underdog I feel like I feel like Turner wins this one Los Angeles California is in the building ladies and gentlemen I’m not hyping them up this time that last time I happened so fast for me you went for the plus 1100 guy because of he was from South Carolina North Carolina yeah he lost so fast I like a ham you know I like ham that’s a good style cool kid you know got a vote for this Jalen Jalen let’s get it bye-bye I’ll let you choose I’ll take the gamer oh been prepared are we going 20 40 again I guess I’m if I’m going to do that I’m gonna get screwed I’ll definitely do that one we got major height and reach professional record 21 wins two losses that’s a tough records to beat Jalen ready potatoes ready fight’s on oh nice jab oh there it is there it is oh oh come on tarantula yeah the thing about shorts is like there’s too much cloth you can grab it and now Jalen has his problem where his pants are kind of below his butt now and that’s gonna actually impede his motion thank you Joe Rogan making kind of like a big deal about the shorts you know oh Marky Mark Wahlberg in the back oh Marky Mark in the Funky Bunch back there what hmm oh yeah Mario Lopez say by the Bell Mario Lopez you know who AC Slater is he don’t know no Aces later bro that’s definitely Mike Evans I’m going to Vegas tonight no going on man I’ll just holding you doing fight me you were coaching what would you say I said your daughter I’ll say he’s doing the he’s doing the beautiful I mean gamer Rachel I got the punch he got it he got he got it yeah yeah it’s very close you know what if I was judging I would give that to Jalen but I know they’re going to give it to matuse because he had the top and he had the takedown I still like Turner round two I don’t like you know when they like when they come out you don’t like them after a fight when they bump everything you want to go like all right man like you’re gonna go in and read the guy and be like and the guy’s like you’re not before because then the next round he might like all right forget and you’re like well I thought you wanted to do this Nate’s worried about etiquette [Music] oh my gosh oh man locked though right hand my camera dude Turner’s dropping them drop them every round oh another one he’s not ready he’s not ready for the hands my boy keep striking ah we’re not doing that we’re not doing that buddy get your ass back up keep pumping the jab something oh there it is there it is no it was good that he took him down in the open so that he can move when they’re up against the Cajun Jalen can use it to stand out oh man I don’t know this round though I think the camera after uh weed because of this you know oh look at that chunk of hair right there dude yeah what yep big old chunk of hair right in the right oh right there yeah dude oh that’s gross when what when’s the last time that’s happened hair in the cage UFC three how hard is it to pull hair out I mean well come here yeah when hoist crazy poor chemo’s Pony his little top knock ponytail off mad Sarah says it was a mouthpiece Matt’s hair was incorrect if you’re watching this Jalen was doing so good debacle still continues there it is and yeah being long and lanky has its advantages but the disadvantage is you just got like a lot more realist that you have to cover whenever you’re trying to escape and get out and defend takedowns I like that real estate I’m gonna use that dude thank you I’m willing to bet game rods he’s going to win this because because of this round he’s just kind of Ragdoll him this round don’t let him take you down my boy you already done lost oh yeah second [Music] [Applause] seconds all right after three rounds this could go either way but we I mean I still Turner did more as far as significant strikes and damage no I think it’s cameras more cars for a decision Derek Cleary scores the contest 29-28 Camron David let the B scores it ah 28 Turner and Ron McCarthy has it 30. for the winner by Split Decision 30 to 27 that’s ridiculous sorry whoa whoa lady gave it to camera yeah I’ll take that oh oh okay it comes over man 30 to 27. what she was watching but now I wanna rest and next fight I would like top five top five you know usually it’s like you call out the top I’ll be happy number five guy four number eleven I’ll go down I’m not asking for too much you’re right oh game right that’s how we say it down south old game right who that is Yo to wait about the the really folks I’m excited on we got Jeff Neal somebody I’ve shared the octagon with versus The Undefeated 16-0 can he make it 17-0 against a tough Jeff Neal also top 10 ranked Fighters support our buddy go dude I think he went back upstairs and don’t worry about this logo guys this is what I’m saying that’s team Keenan Allen all right so this is the nomad versus the hands of Steel we about to find out my boy Austin Texas okay Jeff it doesn’t matter yeah Jeff Neal could I get my hair cut during this one who you think of this fight I like my guy right here from Kazakhstan hey man he’s the best bro he’s so good undefeated 16-0 guys eight Knockouts eight submissions I’m going right he’s never gone full distance yeah I’m going for Jeff Neal because I love the guy yeah and I’m patriotic I like Jeff yeah better shot he’s a seven seed better shot respect [Music] open stands Jeff deal with this classic right side forward so he can drop that left bomb he’s about to fall early off is not the one bro good luck tan by Jeff Neil’s like super real dude like whoa that was a good head kick oh head kick here 60 Milligan’s hair he gangster as hell put your hands up Jeff he better do something we gonna knock the O out his name that’s a close round nice great first round I thought he was gonna take this fight to the ground that’s right touch him I don’t think he like it [Music] that was a nice uppercut oh was that an elbow elbow somebody needs to be using some shoulders he’s just like got so much fight though oh come on let your hands go hands of what plastic [Music] I’d have to give that round a shot cut yeah but Neil’s hidden it catches it but I mean nobody just doesn’t seem like he cares here we go third and final round y’all like that singing that was not good I’ve been practicing oh yeah look at and they all got some more energy third round look at okay he can’t outbox death 16-016 finishes we can’t outbox two [Applause] come on bro come on hey Dad now don’t grab now gotta grab them [Laughter] come on Jeffrey we good he was hurt come on Joey Neil I think it’s kind of edging it out Neil that’s bad he’s a he’s existed elbow elbows look at that blood like do you think if they let you fight Jeff Nill right now could you beat him this is not a good place to be especially when you’re tired oh he choked out about the choke out ah wow 17 and oh now until undefeated [Applause] why don’t you rub my chest every time we go to a fight bro let’s start rubbing your chest [Music] all right guys we are getting ready to watch co-main event elected Grasso versus Valentino shipchenko what do you think Carl what are your thoughts my mind is really for the most part usually on chefchenko Valentino yeah what’s wrong second person one two three fourth round first one round round first round first round I dude all day chefchenko she’s about to show up she got that wall Grasso’s coming up and wait she’s normally a 115. oh no I love the 125 Barrel first time wait I don’t know how does that work I don’t know there’s just no one else for septenko to fight Valentina Grasso I wish I had shoulders like Valentina I wish you had children like her too they’re literally identical height weight reach we might lose by the way not in the heart Mexico number one she probably wrestle Bears chefchenko 20 bucks Chase throw me down all right do you have it no no uh see you later [Music] ladies and gentlemen [Applause] introducing First recording this contest [Music] all right guys here we go round one of the co-main event oh my God no bit nope every time every time every time oh that was a good strike oh yeah no no no get out of there you don’t want that she’s feisty as hell [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh take her down yeah oh what I love about Rafa is she just as patient as chefchenko she’s bleeding bad yeah [Music] wasn’t ready for that it takes away her check hook yeah oh we’re fast clean every time man that’s how you know she’s terrified of her striking after she went to close guard oh she wanted a side control yep she’s in the side nice she’s in the side this is a problem Don’t Tap you do not tap all Grosso has to do it’s just get up there you go yeah [Applause] yeah bro why can’t everybody why couldn’t I do that how can I have done that against the law oh oh no yes yes she don’t want to throw in bang we already won this round no not no more you better not do it again 40 seconds every time they start losing they start wrestling bro just get up I hate we will say that dude you’re out there you’re on the bottom dude’s probably a jiu jitsu black belt and people are like why don’t you just get up just get up it’s like yeah you have no idea what you’re talking about [Music] another double I think she knew Grosso I was like yeah and you saw Alexa Grosso immediately kind of make her face like ah I could be commentator yeah the name’s gonna be a problem stand them up stand them up oh wow hey that’s rude that’s penalty do you think that was out of frustration that she’d do that or no I think she knew that he told her not to Chef Champion with a good shot there they go back oh yeah okay get out of there get out of there again wow the scrambles from Grosso are are good give me that power so one two one so a little bit of a cheap shot after the break but then there was a kid so now they’re even I’d go Grosso that’s tough I’d go what are you gonna you’re doing two takedowns is all you’re giving her and then she likes on her grosso’s like stayed up and done it has been fighting this whole time boom boom boom well if they show that one first another one here we go here we go let’s do it let’s do it let’s do it oh wow yeah go down again get knocked off oh my God what oh my god wow stop stop stop stop stop attack oh my gosh [Music] [Applause] it looked like he’s gonna break her jaw [Music] I told you it hit it hit roulette it hit black 12 times and it finally hit red you’re right wow man new champion [Music] [Applause] oh there they are Mario Lopez I’d be honored would we have years ago yes and we’d be honored to have Mario Lopez right here Jiu Jitsu with our brother-in-law Carlos Machado no he’s Machado he trains but he can vegan wow we’re family so we we need to we’re family now dude I mean through the Jujitsu lineage and while you’re at I get Keanu yeah get all Keanu Reeves up here as well also trans why are we talking about this and not letting this happen we’re not making this happen Alex very emotional about the John Jones fight action [Music] s yeah I got let me put my hoodie on man it’s time it’s time it is time for the main event of the evening do I sound like Bruce Buffer just pretty close just like them cereal gun versus John Bone Jones you’re the Highlight Reel this is I’m a giant Jon Jones fan I think he’s uh I see a once in a lifetime like talent I mean I’ve been waiting for so long for him to come back three and a half three and a half and a half years yeah and forever no he’s he’s fast but I just saw uh I think John is more well-rounded fighter I’m taking Jon Jones and I don’t think it’s that crazy odd it’s like I’m sure Gaines is the real deal cereal got that six packello Tennessean let’s go [Applause] I’ve always wanted to make it up here greatest light heavyweight champion of all time Jones walking out look at the crowd man everybody going crazy they’re gonna me five times it’s weird to see him that big brother really Chandler Jones that’s him right there two NFL players and the best MMA fighter on the planet of all time in one family who are these dudes in suit and ties right here commission yeah yes yes yes uh they’re talking about his uh what’s going on right now they’re saying something’s up with his foot there is some controversy about John’s uh toe wrap do I try and cheat my man Jon Jones they’re taking it off just the just that one I think I think he said the toe then keep it up that’s it can’t be an advantage no the issue is is kicking somebody with the tape oh City again is gonna stab the heck out of that foot in there he can still do the flip yeah that’s actually a lot better at heavyweight dude he’s only 35. [Music] [Applause] I get so excited about these like I don’t even want them to start because I don’t want them to end it sounds like normal biggest it’s a great Fight Man I have nerves before [Music] growing kick by gun kicking in the nuts already is it legit come on Johnny B he’s sucking it up now he’s angry he’s I’m coming for you all right let’s see what kind of movement what happens here oh the way he pressure the way he pressure oh oh oh oh one take down for sure look how easy that was you know he feels like a a thousand pound blanket right now going for the ankle big ass Joan Jones man look at that don’t be grabbing the cage are you kidding me man I’m mad that it happened so soon I know I wanted to see more are you kidding me I gotta see it in slow motion dang like this dude is the best and he’s a nightmare for everybody greatest of all time right there man see okay he turns is that an arm in that’s arm in now what oh he’s on that Adam oh yeah okay yeah now that I see you well I mean who’s he fighting next oh yeah baby y’all want to see me beat up sleepy one thing he’s like hello I don’t think Steve is scared maybe I make a comeback because it’s kind of cool they’re excited it’s excited to come back you know people are like oh my gosh coming back man what a great night of fire it was a wonderful night and I’m I’m up big this is some big money uh you know looks at 203 dollars thank you for watching UFC 285 we all happy and uh we’re all right guys we all happy me and my crew man hope y’all had a good time thank you for watching uh giant fan of the UFC love being a part of this truly appreciate it thank you hope you guys enjoyed and catch y’all later peace and uh let’s go sleep and uh enjoy enjoy this Victory maybe we do a shot before we go to sleep